My Shahar Strongest!!!

Statutory comment:The following piece has been framed bearing no grudge,ill-will or malice towards any section of society.No offence guaranteed!!

If i start bumbling and mumbling and groaning and moaning here about the stigma regionalism can be and has been ,then it would be a spit-in-the-face kind of insult to the word regionalism and the politics surrounding around.I have always been that insipid character who would take no zeal or lend a ear to what Shiv Sena resorted to ,what controvery-inspiring comments some ABC celeb made ,what transpired during the ongoing struggle for Telangana and the likes.In space-saving terms,politics and such have never caught me awares.I have no say or an opinion on such linguistics,political,regional and boundary matters and i just choose to let them sky over.The only reason being is my complacency that has set in Bcause i have always been light years away from such ideologies.I always presumed that these issues deal with a mass of idealists ,not a single happy-go-lucky.

But if you thought the influences of being from a particular region would not haunt an individual ever,you are sure to be caught on the wrong foot someday.The R-Land which hosts a vast landscape of technicals from multitudes of territories will serve regionalism to you in an altogether different platter.It is not disrupting harmony,nor it is offending someone or malicious ,but still you can feel it's bigger than life proportions.


You will have the haddu factions sticking together,promoting their agendas and their essentials ,calling for reservations in mess councils ,societies ,sections and toilets.Then the mallu-marauders whom i failed to differentiate from the haddus for good two sems.You will have these people swirling coarse words around your ears in many languages which sounded all the same to me. You will never know when they remarked you with their version of the F-word!!The Bihari-babus are the class with whom you can discuss all sorts of politics regarding Laloo,Rabri and Buffaloes and on whom you can throw taunts by imitating their standard lingo,making peculiar noises in the process!!

Not to mention the Punjabi troops (my sikh brothers included) who portray themselves as having the biggest hearts of them all(they do have huge torsos btw) and would always cry foul about there being no non-veg provision on campus.Only to follow the lead are the Pseudo Punjabis ,punjabis at caste but not at heart because a) They can't do bhagra. b)They make Punjabi look a gross language when it's actually not!! There are then the bengali basterds among whom each individual is onliest and the unexampled ,type you put high up on list of people to meet once before you die.Then ,we have a major number of minorities .You would proudly emphasise the fact that you know that certain Muslim guy whenever he springs up in random bakar sessions,because their actual sightings are pretty rare.You will also come across those agglomeration of metropolitan dogs which always seem on the outskirts of everything.
Also,of those species without which we might as well go with little less of destructive actvities and jarred talks are the Haryana jats who will make every ditch-n-effort to prove that they can span on wider territories than just milking cows and attending farms.NCR Brats ,would rake up everything to prove that they are the top-dogs because they have lived the best of both worlds.

These uniquities of the crowds add a lot more spice to your college life where you actually have to survive among individuals,none of which is miles close to you!!

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