HOMO SOMES-queer notions

Common knowledge said that men are from Mars and girls are from Venus.Common knowledge always baffled me! but i didn`t try to undo it this time.This saga takes instinctively a more unique note,caressing unabatedly through the darker shades to the limelight in recent times.Not even a minute scale of my mind gardened this human behaviour,not for once ever!, but this was inferred to me without a slightest of provocations.Here ,i may attempt a rescue to save you from my digressions of thoughts,but here something`s gotta give sooner rather than later.
Fear assumes various degrees.There was one fear of the dark( stemming from the fear of Endopyrox lately),but i somehow grew to live with my fears.Time travel hallucinations were soothened out to some plausible escapes from the rattrap around.Resistance turned into submittance and it eased all.
zzuupppp.......black ...faint....

GYM INSTRUCTOR`S NOISE-
"loose ,too loose...you`re touching 1200. 2000 is the way to go for the darker sex".

Some more arbit noises-
"These metropolitan dogs always brought up behind mothers and sisters,can`t get their hands straight from their wrists."

"why the jerks they always take.looks kinda soft."

"Bobby darling- esque".

My ever so manly baritone had granted my uncle-like cult (atleast on phone),i fell for wrestling,crave for violence and bloodshed(exaggerated,on screen atleast) , a Formula -one addict and a die hard sports-o-holic.Even my love for metal went high.About my beard,they said if i ever umpired a test match,i may need more trimming breaks than drinks.
My friend Parampal says that with that awkward beard of mine i look as if i have run away from jail.That was just to impose my manliness.

But do some little indecent acts in a few farewells and some hyper occasions(ragging etc) make me one??or what did they see to grant me the title????

Common knowledge said that homosexuality refers to sexual attraction and behaviour towards same sex and i could not deny it! DAMN! i could not deny it.

The music was hard to plug ,unpluggable at times,but i found the way out,learnt to live with the impersonation(false to be true) and more worse,lived to love it!!
Perhaps,that is how to define ESCAPE or NIRVANA???

This time travel ends in front of a hp dv5 1104 with a disfunctional webcam.My random eyeballs went up,a lizard,lizy as i call her is besides another lizy in controversial position,similar colors they had.

and i am googling,

TYPE-does homosexuality exists in reptiles even???
PRESS-ENTER!!!


Comments

  1. QuiescentOctober 9, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    I know for whom this one is meant for.. "These metropolitan dogs always brought up behind mothers and sisters,can`t get their hands straight from their wrists"
    Wait for regular bloggers to read this one..
    Awesome work.. you just upgraded your AQ by 20 points. :)

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  2. rakesh bhatiaOctober 9, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Quiescent...there is actually a general class of them...few of them are around...lol
    and i am waiting..
    and i know now what is AQ ...and it is awesome!!

    Thanks buddy!!

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  3. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0e0hCb7ME

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